[One] - Audio

[robotnik_mkii]

So, there's no point trying the ol' "earn your trust" routine given the rodent infestation that some of you 'heroes' appear to have.

Nor, really, any need to hide. After all, what fun is it if I can't make my favorite blue nuisance squirm, if even just the SLIGHTEST bit?

And really, that's all it's about. If there's no CHALLENGE...

Where would be the fun in it all?

SO THEN. Boys, girls, digital constructs, and whatever else have you.

It's showtime.

Comments

[chosengenius.livejournal.com]

EGGMAN?!

[see keyword]

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

[strongarmadillo.livejournal.com]

...Great.

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

I like to think so, yes!

[livingontheweb.livejournal.com]

So, who're you?

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you'll hear it shouted plenty enough in the very near future, but! For the unenlightened, I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik. As well as a few other... variations, but that's all you really need to know.

[lvl1mustache.livejournal.com]

...I-a remember you! You were in-a the Olympics!

...I could-a never figure out how you could-a handle the trampoline...

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Olym...

Oh, alternate Zones. I don't even want to know.

[fastesthngalive.livejournal.com]

Hah! I thought you'd be here a lot earlier, actually, Eggman!

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Oh, I assure you.

I have every intent of making up for your lost time, Hedgehog.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Hrm... Hello, Doctor.

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Hn. Hello, Shadow.

[princesstomboy.livejournal.com]

Eggman. Should've known you'd be here eventually.

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Oh, why, HELLO there, Princess.

Honestly, now. You never write, you never call...

[lostlegionairre.livejournal.com]

Perfect. Just perfect. I'd say what would make this better, but then of course Yggdrasil would make that happen.

You realize with all the heroes here you stand no chance, right?

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes. Because large bands of heroes have been able to stop me once and for all back in MY world, and you've done so well putting an end to the various nefarious sorts roaming this one thus far.

Oh.

Wait.

[lvl9finalboss.livejournal.com]

So... THIS is the great Eggman.

One evil overlord to another? I'll be watching your progress raptly, Doctor.

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

...should I know you?

[ninjastarsfly2.livejournal.com]

... Hello doctor.

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Another one.

Doesn't anyone in this world ever fumigate?

[chaos-born.livejournal.com]

YOU.

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Hello, Knuckles!

Vaporized any parental figures lately?

:D

[fanged-sniper.livejournal.com]

Hey, what's up doc? Got any love for your favorite hired gun?

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Ahh, Nack. I suppose I'll have to be keeping you in mind...

[kantooutlaw.livejournal.com]

...How many people want to take over this world now other then us Palmon?

By my count? Too many.

Heh, good answer.

Thanks boss.

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yes, I've noticed there's quite a few who... lets say are not the FRIENDLY sort.

Yet, no one's succeeded thus far...

[tooklevelbadass.livejournal.com]

...

Another wannabe villain? Here?

I'm almost shocked.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

...His comment kinda reminds me of someone who was a little bit more dangerous, actually! ^^;

[makaijailbird.livejournal.com]

Challenge or no- making the goodies squirm or WORSE is always fun.

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

SO glad you agree!

[stray-badluck.livejournal.com]

Whoo, megalomaniacs. There's something I'd never thought I'd miss...oh wait I don't.

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, well, SO sorry to disappoint you then.