Dr. Eggman

Ah, such a shame I missed the first time this appeared in this little world.

WELL.

Time to make up for lost time!


E.G.G.M.A.N. (Theme Of Dr. Eggman) - SEGA

[Yes, this is completely on purpose, and all video. An actually elaborate looking production with Eggman singing. And, hey, lets throw in a few pelvic thrusts just for good measure.]

THANK YOU, THANK YOU~

Doom, if you would. If you CAN, at least.

From one mad scientist to another...

Explain.

...Re: Tetha.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

Good show, good show!

This couldn't be working out any better if I'd planned it myself!

Do yell if you need anything, yes?

Ladies and gentlement! CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!

I present to you, a notice.

The following just happens to have fallen into the possession of myself and some ...

Associates.



You may recognize her. DATS, in particular.

A great cook, I hear.
...

BUT. Enough chit-chat. Let me get to the point.

72 hours.

That's how much time you have to deliver Dr. Victor von Doom to the following attached coordinates.

No tricks, DATS. No Commanders. No Unit Leaders. No magical girls, talking rodents, or Unit 2.

You will make the exchange between now and then, and follow the above... or else.

Well.

She's going to get a rather unfortunate case of deja vu.

Any funny business, anything other than what I've instructed you, and well... the same applies.

Toodles~

[ATTACHED TO ALL DATS MEMBERS: Said coordinates.]

Well, now that we've had time to lick our wounds, so to speak...

That could have gone a tad bit better, but it could have gone much, much worse.

No doubt, DATS has heard of our little exploits, especially with the involvement of one of their Unit Captains. And I'm sure they've informed the lot of so called "good" Tamers lurking around and about.

Even without being able to take out any of them in our little skirmish, this is all actually working out precisely as planned. They'll be on guard now... perhaps, in the case of some of them, paranoid, on edge...

This, you see, can actually work to our advantage.

But before I go on, I should make the point... we were able to hurt them. Without the arrival of their help, several of them very well may have perished in that battle. Which says quite a lot...

If just a few of us combined can accomplish that much... imagine what we can all do, my friends!

So with that in mind, in order to move this forward, there are matters that must be attended to... Problems that must be squashed.

Such as the little matter of our comrade in arms, Dr. Doom, still being under lock and key within DATS' base of operations itself.

Obviously, we cannot just rush blindly into such a situation.

And we don't want a little repeat of the cavalry coming to the rescue, as happened last week.

So... thoughts?

...

Oh, and Jail, old boy. Your young one seems to have... run off, again, once her partner was able to move again. Strange girl. And from me, that's SAYING something.

[ooc - Strikes unreadable.]

My, my. What a lovely bunch we have here!

...and still yet, none of you have served to amount to anything in this world. Oh, sure, you have had your moments of glory.

I have been reading up, and digging around for dirt wherever I can, after all! Any would-be despot worth his salt has to be up to date on the happenings of the world, you know.

But really, folks. Lets be honest with ourselves. A tall order, to be sure, but hear me out.

What have you truly accomplished here? I don't mean to be this insulting, honestly! But face facts.

What was the last time any ONE of you made any real headway against the so-called do-gooders in this reality? A small advancement here or there, perhaps; a life destroyed, an unwilling pawn gained... all admirable achievements, but what do they gain you in the GRAND scheme of things?

By looking at things, in the past six months there have only REALLY been a handful of notable movements by any of you all... Dr. Doom's power grab looked like it was probably pretty impressive! But inevitably also lead to his defeat and relating heroes gaining MORE power themselves.

There was, of course, that skirmish involving that Jeremy bloke and Vadermon manipulating the Izumi boy from DATS.

There are any number of like minded individuals who have stirred up trouble, of course..

But most impressive thus far was the work of Professor Kurata and the forces he gathered to assault Neon City, Royal Base, and Tetha in the month of July. Though many of them were acting against their will, the sheer size and FORCE of what was gathered there was the closest any ONE of you have come to overtaking anything significant in this world.

Now, ultimately, it fell apart, and the largest coup also became the greatest defeat thus far.

BUT.

I think it makes a very good example, nonetheless.

We are all people lacking our usual resources. The army, battleships, and overall POWER under my control back home are... non existent here.

And while you all keep trying to accomplish such great feats on your own, all the while getting caught up in petty squabbles and battles amongst yourselves... what are the "heroes" doing?

At this point, they THEMSELVES have armies at their disposal. They are constantly arriving, at a far greater rate than US, constantly expanding their ranks...

Now, I know we're a cocky breed. We want everything for OURSELVES, and, well, I can't say I'm much different in that respect. But here, in this world... Just look at all there is to potentially gain in terms of power. Imagine what we could do with that power in our home worlds, or even further than that... the entire multiverse ITSELF.

The only question is, can you do it ALONE, yet? The time may come for us all to go at each others throats, for it to be every man, woman, or whatever for themselves... but while our BIGGEST enemies are still breathing, and proving time and TIME again what happens when you rise against them individually, without enough power to back it up...

THUS, my fellows. I offer you a proposition.

An ALLIANCE.

Combining our power, we can bring them all - the nitwits in DATS, the assorted group living at that Silver Dragon, the Titans, the Autobots, anyone and everyone who would dare stand against us - to their knees.

Think it over if you wish, but remember; time is of the essence.

And I will be in touch.

[ooc - OKAY, so. For all intents and purposes, if your character is an out-and-out villain? This post is likely for them. There are EXCEPTIONS, though.

Xellos? Too untrustworthy even for Eggman. Lien-Da and he have already had it out verbally, so she's locked out from this. In fact, so is the greater sum of the Dark Area forces for now.

Team Dark? Locked out. However, the likes of Bowser and Wily are not. He's not so much concerned about this leaking out to the heroes or Demon Kings, as it probably will inevitably, and hey, he likes the challenge if that happens. But he's not going to send an open invitation to the likes of Shadow and Rouge nowadays.

The "Evil" Mega Men haven't been entirely as such for awhile, so they're locked out.

By and large, that should give you a good idea of the kind of people this has NOT been sent to.

But if you're uncertain or have any questions, please hit me up on AIM. :D ]